The Raisors: BUGGED

My friend Heather tagged me for this post and honestly I bet it's because she knows there are a lot of things that bug me... SO I will try to narrow down the list to just 10... not gonna lie... it's going to be a challenge... :)

1. All of my friends moving away and leaving me alone... so very alone....

2. The horrible smell of Logan... the worst is by Redbox at McDonald's and Smiths Marketplace...

3. The never ending suckfest that is College...

4. A dirty house... I can't relax or be happy if it isn't cleaned and somewhat organized...

5. Migraines... I cant function with them, thank goodness for KayBree and her love of cooking dinner for her and Daimen on the many nights I am dying...

6. Back stabbing people... they look nice, but tend to screw me over...

7. Being poor... poor in time with each other and poor in money

8. Obvious regrowth and split ends in my hair....

9. Pregnant women who waddle ALL NINE MONTHS... and rub their stomachs constantly...

10. Not having a really strong, no effort talent... or any talent for that matter

***The Raisor Quote Log*** (Explanations given upon request)

"I think Kai Kai is my wife!" - Daimen
"I totally have three boyfriends." - KayBree
Completely serious he said... "Mom if you're little, you can make a big difference!" - Daimen
Pointing to a girl in his sunbeam class nonchalantly he said... "Yeah mom, she is just my biggest fan." - Daimen
"A boy in my class came and sat by me and said that he loves me... I said, cool." - KayBree
"Mom when you talk your voice goes into my head and gives me a headache all the days!" - Daimen
"All the girls wanna be my girlfriends!" - Daimen
"Mom I like tomatos, I just don't wanna taste them." - Daimen
"When I wake up, I look at my muscles, then I bend them lots and it makes them grow bigger!" - Daimen
Out of nowhere... "Mom, you're SMOKIN' HOT!!!!" -Daimen
Pointing to a fire extinguisher on the wall…. “Look mom it’s a Fire wah-ging-wah-ger!” - KayBree
"Sis bretend I'm Aaron, and you can be Nelly!" KayBree barks like a dog and jumps up on the bed, "NELLY GET OFF THE BED!" he yells as he pushes her off!- Daimen
"I think I wanna baby sister Tegan!" - Daimen
While opening a king sized twix..."There are four candy bars in here for us cause we're a number four family!!!" - KayBree
"Mom, why are you sticking your hand in the turkeys bum? That's just gross!" - Daimen
"KayBree scratched me on my BOOBOO!!!!" - Daimen
"Wake up it's mornging time!!!" -Daimen
"I am very posimystic!" I guess that is somewhere between positive and mystical??? - Josh
"Mom, I really just feel like goin to the mall." - KayBree
After Josh scared him to death... "It's ok Dad, I just peeed myself a yittle bit." - Daimen
While trying to get out of eating his dinner.... "Mom did you notice my belly getting bigger and bigger?" - Daimen
"Mom, can I chimp your piggies?" - KayBree
When trying to make a very important point..."IT'S LIKE NOAH AND THE WHALE!!!" - My Daddy
While looking at an infected sliver in her hand..."Grandma told me it was going to get investigated!" - KayBree
While singing a song... "...they all lived to-cha-other in blueberry lane..." - KayBree
"KayBree is my sweetheart!!!" - Daimen
In a quiet house..."ALL THE NOISES MAKE ME CRAZY!!!" - Daimen
"Abracadabra... Make Daimen do what I say!!!" - KayBree
"OHHH I HATE MY NAME!!! If I could shoot it I would!" - Mom (a.k.a Ashlee)
"It's very stress relieving to run around trying to kill someone!" - Jeanette (my sister-in-law)
"I know this game is girly, but I'm still gonna play it!" - Connor (my nephew)
"Daimen makes my life so hard!" - KayBree
"Mom, your strength isn't very strong.." - KayBree
"Mom, you my bester friend." - Daimen
"It's a sun, cause it has pokes for the shining." - KayBree
"I don't like to put stuff in the dirty clothes basket, because sometimes mommy doesn't clean them." - KayBree
"Dad listen, I got a shoot gun in my mouth!" - Daimen
"Mom, look how skinny my legs are getting cause I exercise so stinkin much..." - KayBree
In the spirit of Pokemon... "I choose you Jesus!!!" - Daimen
"If you ever fall off a cliff, you hurry and say a prayer, then Jesus will save you!" - KayBree
"Dear Heavenly Father, bless the food to feel better..." - Daimen
"Sometimes princesses just have to deal with itchy dresses!" - KayBree
"I likis yis bucket, lolly." - Daimen
"Sometimes, when it's a long time, it changes!" - KayBree
"I likis yis circi elbows, mommy." - Daimen

7 comments:

Brim's said...: Well, you have plenty of strong talents Sister.(But I won't try and convince you of that!) The split ends and regrowth can be taken care of if you want me to come up this Friday. Just let me know!!!!! Love you!; February 1, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Cordie said...: I always love reading your blog! You just crack me up. How are things going these days???????; February 1, 2009 at 7:42 PM
The Kooky Queen--Rachel said...: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Why did I move away from Logan and YOU!? Danny and I were talking about where we would move back to if we could move anywhere else and it would be back *there*, even though there are some rather smellerific parts. :); February 2, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Andrea said...: YOU HAVE TALENTS! It's just hard to look at ourselves and recognize them. Aubrey must be related to you, she is always saying "Somethings stinky Mommy!"
Love ya!; February 2, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Bingham said...: I love how honest you are. You don't hold anything back and you always tell it how it is or you feel. That is a talent. Lots of people don't do that.; February 4, 2009 at 10:16 PM
C.B. said...: I hear ya on the suckfest college thing...; February 4, 2009 at 10:26 PM
Mother of the Wild Boys said...: Yeah, the part by the McDonalds Redbox...that's their sewer...it's always nastified!; February 6, 2009 at 1:43 PM

Sunday, February 1, 2009

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