I'm Getting Old!

In light of my 24th Birthday today I would like to write 24 random facts about me.

***I probably have the best family you could ever ask for. There are six kids, 18 years between me (the youngest) and my oldest sibling.

***I am deathly afraid of Clowns. My high school friends would always take me to haunted houses where there were clowns because they thought it was funny that I would freak out so bad. I think there were a couple of times that we had to be escorted out the side of the haunted house because I was having a panic attack. They also would watch IT at every Halloween party too... not fun. Isn't that clown freaky?

***I love school supplies, and even though I haven’t been in school for seven years I still buy school supplies for myself every year.

***I could not live without music. Music makes my world go round!

***I have a serious phobia of Moths. They are so fuzzy, and leave a trail of nasty Moth dust everywhere. What is the dust anyway, are their bodies slowly decomposing or what?

***I have to do the dishes twice, once to clean (by hand), once to disinfect (dishwasher).

***My kids are little copies of me and Josh… oh man is it scary. Daimen has Josh’s anger issues and needs a physical outlet, usually punching one of us in the face, and don’t be fooled by his small body and big nugget, he can punch and it will make a grown man cry. KayBree is no where near as sassy as I was when I was little, unless she has a bad dream and can’t find her orange medicine bottle alligator.

***I LOVE THE OC!!! There is something about it that makes me happy. I look at the cover and smile. I know, I know… it’s a teenage soap opera. I guess I am in to teenage movies. Some more of my favorites include; John Tucker Must Die, She’s The Man, Nancy Drew, the list goes on…. I just can’t get enough!

***I am a poor sport when playing games especially with Josh.

***Josh has shown me the light that is Anime. We have watched many many different TV series and my favorite has to be Soul Eater. It’s so colorful and funny!

***My older sister shot me with a BB gun. She also told me alligators were going to get me when she put me down. I blame her for my current mental condition thanks sis!

***I have 10 nieces and nephews, with another on the way! Hooray!

***I HATE THE TWILIGHT MOVIE!!! I know a good movie when I see one, watching movies is one of my favorite things to do. TWILIGHT IS NOT GOOD!!! Don’t waste your money on it. There is hope for New Moon though, the old Director got the ax (thank the heavens) and Chris Weitz (The Golden Compass) will take over. I have hope for the rest of the movies!

***Josh calls me a copy cat. If I see something I usually can recreate it. Not a talent in my book, but Josh thinks so.

***I love to write. I would love to write a children’s novel and have josh illustrate it.

***Hi my name is Ashlee and I’m a recovering Dr. Pepper addict.

***I truly and totally believe me and Josh were made for each other, to explain it would take too much time so just believe me when I say that in my last life as a penguin… he was my big fluffy papa penguin.

***I grind my teeth at night, and not just a little. It’s so bad that I usually wake up with a migraine and a jaw that feels like I am an underground cage fighter.

***I love to bite babies, Josh, or anyone who will let me. (Don’t worry… I only bite my own babies so if I happen to tend yours just know I resist the urge to bite their chunky little cheeks and yummy smelling necks) …no worries though, my therapist thinks I’m special.

***I have a slight obsession with Kitchen things. The kitchen aisle in the supermarket is usually where you’ll find me.

***I can cook anything. I wish that I loved to cook, but it’s more like a chore for me and after I slave away all day I usually don’t want to eat the food that I just cooked.

***I want to be rich. Filthy filthy rich! I don’t care what people say, financial security does bring a peace of mind, which rolls over into happiness!

***I had a awesomely strange relationship with my Grandpa Shaw. We were kindred spirits. He gave me crap and I gave it right back. If you ever knew my Grandpa you would know that he wasn't the easiest person to love. He was kind of a jerk, but man did I love that old Jerk. I still cry when I think about him. I love him and miss him so much!

***My favorite thing to do is be with my family. If there is ever a family get together I am there. I can’t stand to be left out of the fun. My sisters and I are LOUD and crazy! My most favorite thing to do at home is to get my mom to say, “OH FOR HEAVENS SAKE ASHLEE!!!” Then she blushes and we all bust up laughing, because let me just get this out there, I am crude, rude and rotten (as my mommy would say)! I love you mom you make our family so much better thank you!